Ich ficke nicht Tee

Shoutout to the motherland! This cotton crew tee speaks with attitude. A bright, cheeky emoji graphic sits front-and-center beneath bold German text, giving the shirt a playful, blunt personality. Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps the tee comfortable across seasons. Neat side seams and shoulder tape help it hold shape through repeated wear. The classic crew neckline and straight fit make it easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own for casual outings or rowdy meet-ups. For someone who likes to make a loud, humorous statement without saying much, this tee becomes a go-to that feels familiar and worn-in fast.

Product features

- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — comfortable year-round

- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape retention

- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for added stretch and recovery

- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve prints; bold front graphic print

- Meets EU REACH standards; 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat