Everything is Fake and Gay Tee

The world we live in. Everything is fake and gay. This cotton crew sits light and lived-in, a quiet contrarian that talks in pastel tones. A soft pink-and-blue Venn overlaps on the chest, with the wry line “FAKE EVERYTHING GAY” anchored where the colors meet. The fabric breathes and drapes easily; the neckline keeps its shape; the slightly faded print gives a vintage, worn-in mood. Wear it under a denim jacket for an afternoon of errands, layered with a cardigan at a café, or out to a grassroots action where subtlety and attitude both matter. This tee ages with you: it keeps form through washes, the sleeve detail stays crisp, and the message remains conversational rather than loud. It’s for people who prefer dry humor, gentle irony, and clothing that feels like a familiar companion.

Product features

- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers 90/10) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²) for all-season wear

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and garment stability

- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting neckline elasticity

- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for clean, durable graphics

- Meets EU REACH standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat